34827c60-44e7-44c1-b57f-55b01a973b29 1.0 2015
\"What are you doing here, outsider?\" He snarls and waits for your response.

What shall you answer?

\"I'm here to insult your mother!\" - type mother

\"I'm here to see if your IQ is greater than your shoe size?\" - type shoe size

\"I was told you could put your head up your own rear end! Can I see that?\" - type rear end") get input { switch (LCase(result)) { case ("mother") { msg ("\"Well played, outsider.\" For your wit, I shall give you this prize.

He hands you a reward for your witty banter.") MakeObjectVisible (reward) AddToInventory (reward) } case ("shoe size") { msg ("\"My IQ might be lower than my shoe size, but it is still many times larger than your manhood.\" He snarls at you and tosses you a cookie.") MakeObjectVisible (cookie) AddToInventory (cookie) } case ("rear end") { msg ("\"No I cannot do that, but I can shove your head up there!\" He grabs you by the shoulders and sits squarely on your head. Gross. He pops you out just as quickly as he pops you in. You dig the shell of a corn kernel from your teeth. Funny... you didn't eat any corn.") MakeObjectVisible (corn kernel) AddToInventory (corn kernel) } default { msg ("\"Your answer does not appease me,\" he yells.") } } } ]]> He is large and angry. Be careful. "I am done speaking with you. You had one chance to answer my question and you blew it, so buzz off." false It is the shell of a corn kernel. It smells a little shitty. false It is a reward for being a snarky asshole. In fact, it is a certificate that says just that - "Congratulations on being a snarky asshole". It's a cookie. Wait. Not it isn't. It just looks like a cookie. It's fake and plastic. Worthless. false You're Magoo. A simple being trapped in a test game. if (game.pov = Xanadu) { msg ("Holy moly! That looks exactly like you! To take control of Magoo, just type 'switch to Magoo'.") } else { msg ("You are a simple being trapped in a test game.") }