3df0122f-3352-47b6-bbce-9513ad1cc1c2 0.666 2015 Yours Truly What better way to spend an afternoon than to sit around and do some coke, shoot some smack and ponder the meaning of things. Easy DimGray This is a gaping butthole at the end of a narrow hall. The walls encrusted with dust, the floor grimy and hard. An old-green couch is resting in-front of the south wall, and hanging on the north wall are pictures decending like a stair case. Windows are mysteriously absent. false the Living Room 3 2 It's a weapon to bash heads, sleek and lightweight. msg ("Use swing at the air. Drugs, maybe?") msg ("You light the candle with the match.") MakeObjectInvisible (Match) Last match in a pack. You slip the match into your pocket. You dropped the match. msg ("You strike the match on your fly, illuminating a book.") MakeObjectVisible (book of the dead) MoveObject (Match, player) You took America's finest invention. false false the false false false An egyptian book of the dead. msg ("pisammo !") 0 15 {if Pistol.pisammo=?:text} msg ("You took the clip.") Pistol.pisammo = Pistol.pisammo + 3 AddToInventory (Pistol Clip) false spark spark "You can't spark " + object.article + "." Various used syringes are scattered around the floor, and a bar of soap rests directly center of the room. Blood splats dot walls, and water in the bathtub is murky and slightly green. A huge crack goes to the ceiling from the floor on the west wall; the east wall has various fist imprints. false the false A pile of bloody shit drowned by yellow water. false You sit for awhile and suddenly remember that age old wisdom, "either shit or get off the pot." msg ("You wrap the tape around the crack.") MakeObjectInvisible (Duct Tape) MakeExitVisible (LRex2) A periodic car zooms by you on the street. City smog fills your nostrils with disgusting goo. The sky is a disgusting brown color. Grass blades loom between sidewalk cracks. On each side of the paved road are lines of buildings, all completely trashed and abandoned. You've seen cities like these before, usually you avoid them for obvious reasons. A big sign looms on the tallest building of the street that reads: SKIDROW. You slid the bag into your pocket, looking left to right for cops. false a thin bag of It ain't yella so it ain't that great, but kicks are kicks and you'd toot it up regardless. msg ("You unload the thin bag onto your hand and take a big sniff.") finish A crusty old bum. msg ("The fuckin' banks, man. ") msg ("They took everything I had.") msg ("You swing the bat and hit William's head. Blood hits your eyeballs. You swing again and suddenly he's on the ground lifeless.") RemoveObject (William) msg ("You shot the pistol." + Pistol.pisammo + " left. ") Pistol.pisammo = Pistol.pisammo-1 load load "You can't load " + object.article + "." shoot shoot "You can't shoot " + object.article + "." check check "You can't check " + object.article + "."