340ee1e8-4ddc-4096-9e8c-910357e194e1 1.0 2014 Quest For A Text Game Erin Hausam false Medium Tough This is a dusty old lounge with very old, rotting wood floors and dusty furniture. television TV set It is a very old, very dusty TV with a cracked screen. false You turn on the TV. Static and the faint sound of a TV show plays. You turn off the TV. The welcome absence of static fills your ears. something, though you can't tell what.]]> The TV is off. if (IsSwitchedOn(TV)) { msg ("You watch the static for a moment before growing bored, because, let's face it, static's just not that interesting.") } else { msg ("You watch the TV. It turns out, a blank screen is even less interesting than static.") } sofa couch It's old, like everything else here, and has several suspect-looking holes. You sit on the sofa. You fall right through the sofa. You have destroyed the sofa, and in the process, many innocent rodents' homes. I hope you are properly ashamed of yourself. newspaper paper news It's a regular old newspaper. "Enjoy our latest sale on ground beef! Only 10.99 per pound!" You take the newspaper, which loses a corner due to age as you pick it up. You drop the newspaper, further disintigrating it. false wooden floor old floor floor wood floor The floor is rotting away in several places, and there are unsightly puddles in some spots from rain water. The furniture is old and dusty. Most of it looks far too untrustworthy to sit on. false might be due to the fact that Joe is a skeleton.]]> The lamp is old and dusty. The lampshade is torn. You turn on the lamp. It glows feebly. You turn off the lamp. The bulb is glowing feebly. You are in the kitchen. It has obviously not been used in a very long time, there are horrible-smelling piles of unidentifiable substances in the corners and the whole place smells like rotting potatoes. table The table is falling apart. One of the legs is broken and the table has a lopsided look as a result. Why would you want to sit on a table? That's what chairs are for. chair The chair is, surprisingly, in one piece. It is very dusty. You sit on the chair. It holds your weight for a second, before dumping you unceremoniously to the floor. The eggs are old and rotten, probably contributing to the horrible smell that makes you slowly lose the will to live. Congratulations. Now the kitchen smells more foul than ever. egg eggs 250 false The horrible, mouldy and unidentifiable pile of things is making you nauseous. pile pile of things foul smelling things You touch the things. They feel as disgusting as they look. false watch watch "You can't watch " + object.article + "." say #text#; shout #text#; yell #text# say #text_talk# to #object one# Say that to who?